This really did happen!

At 1830hrs tonight my shoe phone rang.

It was the DI (District Inspector).

DI; - 'Why hasn't your name been on the (overtime) lists Taz?'
Taz; - 'Um'
DI; - 'Are you on holidays?'
Taz; - 'Yeah'

Silence

DI; - Oh, sorry, I needed someone to work tonight at your favourite station,,,,, enjoy your holidays'

Taz; - 'Thanks _ _ _ _'

Hang up.

There is a GOD.

I am missed.

Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.

Taz