14 June 2010

So on the first day on the job what did we do in the new car?

30M - Butane flash burns to face, second degree partial thickness. No direct airway involvement but face burns can always creep up and sting you in the arse!

54M - Collapsed at home after ten drinks. Scotch we were told. My mate was not impressed the dude vomited over his boots. Slept it off in the hospital bed.

45F - One of our regular legends, anytime you hear a car going to this street you know it's to her. Left her at home with some blankets because that's all she needed from us. A sad case but frustrating all the same.

63M - Chest pain. No history of cardiac issues but a very recent and large stress history of a house sale and relocation after forty years in the same place.

20F - Pregnant, due now and with labour pains lasting two minutes about eight apart.

89F - SOB, chronic issue that has been getting worse over the last two days.

So real trauma, Drunks, a legend, chest pain, an new life about to begin and the ever popular SOB.
Welcome to the city new car.

538/73 = 7.37


See you at the Big One and you be careful out there.

Taz

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