I'm going to get 'a cap in the arse' or something.

Why?
All because this IP and drug fcked 20M would be gang banger was crying like a 12yo for his Mummy before his temper grew and he came at me and the Police forcing me to very successfully restrain him to the stretcher. Violence, anti-social behaviour, currently a danger to society transport required for assessment at the A&E, sedation and observation till sober.

34M - Drug fcked. Undies, T shirt and a Hoodie,
'Dude where are your pants?'
'Mjkag bfeu8q sygaftask augg arrrrrrrrr!'
And that was the best that my usually well tuned ear could make out.
8hrs later he's had to be sedated also. Alcohol reading zero!

38F - Fell in a restroom landing on her left bottom. A little pain management and more for reassurance for the panic of being 14/40 pregnant.

52M - Back pain on movement from a fall four days ago!

??M - Being a turd after being escorted from license premises. Police sorted him out for me, Thanks boys and girls, love you and your work.

75F - Called us for 2/7 Hx of diarrhoea. I'm more interested in the tachypnea (48RR), tachycardia (116 and she's supposed to be a paced rhythm), very pale, severe pitting odoema with a recent (1/12) Hx of Mitral valve surgery.
Hands down the sickest for the night.

See you at the big One.

Taz