What a boring night.

59M - first onset of Sciatic like pain, talked him through it and her refused offer of transport opting to self medicate at home and see his own DR.

41M - flown in from the country, Renal Colic, by all accounts the stone was big enough to need a team of miners and some TNT. The country hospital should of been able to do that but the third degree heart block they found on examination was good enough to get a trip to the big smoke for a pacemaker.

53M - Regular IP asked for an ambulance to be called at a back packers. You know they're crook when they are quiet and compliant.

24M - You know what a 'Man Cold' is, well this dude had a "Man Sprained Ankle'. The drug kit was all out of Toughen the F*&k Up pills. Transported for X-ray to find out that his overseas student health insurance had expired and he would be footing (no pun intended) the whole bill.

77M - A regular dialysis pt.

And that was it.

Something new, I've calculated the average work load from the total jobs divided by the days worked when I started my new notebook at the end of this shift so 415 jobs over 55 shifts equals 7.5 jobs per shift.

Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.

Taz