Their not there or their Stupid!

First job, female being assaulted with a DVD case. We attended with the Police, found nothing.

25M - Unconscious on footpath with a pill bottle beside him. Can't have been unconscious because he was gone.

91F - SOB, Lovely pt , lovely family, everyone knows where this disease is going.

30M - 'I'm sick, everything hurts' Flown from Melbourne to see his daughter. Not important enough for him to have stayed off the gear and booze though. The mother of the child really didn't want him there. Again ham strung by the stupid people.

67F - Assist lift in a hostel after a fall.

25M - Found by Police absolutely shitfaced on drugs trying to walk on the road. For the public and his own safety we had to take him.

56M - Who knows he has gastric ulcers but still decided to eat a strong curry, STUPID.

81F - Lives alone and looked like she had gastro so while it's better to let it run it's course at home if you can tolerate the oral fluids an in a hospital she needed our help to transport her.

962 jobs/127 shifts = 7.63 average.
See you at the big One.

Taz