Dit, dit dit, clack, clack sound like and old news reel news flash.
Zoom in on a serious looking newsreader with one hand over his ear and a deep voice.
Disturbing new 'glassing' trend found amongst Sydney party goers!
Several cases have been attended over the weekend of punters getting so intoxicated that they glass themselves.
Further detailed investigations (cutting through the pissed bullshit during history taking) has revealed this trend to be a result of slobbering clumsiness rather than violent intoxicated behaviour.
Fadeout back to normal transmission
Dit, dit,dit, clack,clack.
Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.
Taz
16 November 2008
NEWS FLASH!
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Drunk/intoxicated people do weird as things, and people will do weird as things to get themselves drunk/intoxicated. My sister was just asking me yesterday why "shelving" (taking as a suppository) makes the party pill taking experience different for her friends........ (I explained to her the nature of both portal circulation and first pass metabolism, and how FREAKING STUPID her friends are).
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