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16 February 2010

Happy Valentines Day.

Valentines day oddities!

In 1986 my first wife borrowed my sporty Toyota T18 coupe for her driving test.
She passed.

It's a very humid, wet Valentines day here in Sydney,

42F - Had planned a romantic evening cruising the harbour, not slipping whilst boarding fracturing the ankle in two places.

7/12M - Rolled of the end of a standard height bed onto plush carpet with good underlay. Totally uninjured but lots of reassurance given.

87M - Chest pain, shoulder pain, knee pain most everywhere pain.

18M - Very drunk but also very polite, that's all you have to do, be nice and I'll bend over to care for you. His best mate came with us and had to be moved to the rear cabin when the booze got the better of him.

39M - A prisoner in the remand cells who may of had a seizure or may of had something organic ??? even in the cells contraband still gets in.

21F - Passed out in the back of a taxi. He took her to the cop shop, they rang us when she wouldn't wake up. We got the power to wake 'em up but!
She was on 'G', too easy.

57F - Got out of bed, did the man thing of walking around without putting on the lights and kicked/clipped a wall with her little toe. It was at right angles, ouch. Analgesia and a wheelie chair ride to the ambulance. X-rays showed dislocation and a fracture.

Ambowife and I didn't exchange gifts.
There was a kiss and a cuddle at some stage.
Do you really need more than that to tell someone you love them?

Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.

Taz

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