The rain has beaten me, I drove to work.

57F - Allergic reaction, urticaria was more worrying to the pt than any airway restriction. Some adrenaline because I can't give antihistamines any more for allergies and transport to get some at the hospital.

26F - Syncope episode was feeling dizzy in the hot bar and stepping outside for fresh air.

25M - God this sounded good, four mails fighting with knives!!!!
Our dude had two very shallow long lacs across his back and a decent one on the skull.
What a complete prick he was to the,
Coppers,
Us,
Nurses,
Doctors,
His two brain celled Gf,
Anyone else within his gaize, and he didn't have a brain injury, well not from this incident.
It's bad enough dealing with the drop kicks we breed locally but to have the overseas ones as well.

18F - decided walking in bare feet in a good idea in the city, stood on some glass. First Aid rendered and she was off, still carrying the shoes?????

17M - We wrote the chief complaint as lethargy because we didn't know what else to call it.
Maybe his parents should have used birth control about eight kids ago and they wouldn't be such a large dysfunctional lot.

25F - Drug induced hallucinations. Known Heroin/Cocaine user but I still feel the 'Hammer' on the streets is being cut with something like bad amphetamines from the anecdotal evidence amongst us Ambos.

22M - Witnessed to have received a 'kicking'. Was talking away to the Cops but stopped when we arrived. Denied Illicit drugs, Booze only but had that big fluctuating GCS of a GHB overdose so we took it as worst case and he saw us out till knock off time.

As with the night before not one pt who's presenting problem was intoxicated and therefore no one wants to look after them, call the Ambos.

Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.

Taz