I'm a drug dispensing machine.

36M - Epigastric pain, ? reflux as he has a history, elected to stay in the cells with Corrective Services.

45M - Depressed, one of those very quiet Time Bomb ones.

81M - Hip pain, bad hip pain, ? NOF, 20mg of Morphine, 510mcg Fentanyl and the Methoxy did nothing to reduce to. An x-ray confirmed the fracture and they were going to give him a nerve block for the pain.

83F - Another ?NOF, the Methoxy however put her in a very nice comfortable place.

Called to a Police station charge-room by the mother of a person of interest how believed their child (not a junior) was/had been assaulted by the Police because they could be heard screaming. I suggested that we give the Police a courtesy call first to see if we were required,,,,,,,,,, the job was cancelled.

58M - Seizures. He was still going when we arrived but some Midazolam worked a treat.

78F - A cold response booked medical transport from home to a small hospital by a home visiting Dr service. The pt was so unwell when I examined her that that idea (which was to be truthful was her request) was dumped and off to the very nearby Big hospital.

779j jobs/106 shifts = 7.35 average

See you at the big One.

Taz