Dumb F&%ks and the Good general public.

Last night shift right,


Padawan and I are up stairs in an establishment of ill repute treating a worker who may of had too much party powder and collapsed.



Two of our local friendly constabulary turn up???



'We're good guys, there's no need for you!'



'Ah no we're here about your ambulance, someones taken off the wing mirror. It's completely smashed the glass.'



Shit goes my brain calculating the hours of paperwork I'd have to do as the driver.



'We've got him in the back of the truck, bystanders stopped him and got us. We've got statements we just thought you better know.'



I had parked LEGALLY!!!!!! opposite the address.


This numb-nut winner had been walking up the footpath and king-hit my ambulance!!!
Members of the public on the street in Kings Cross thought not highly of this, stopped him and got the nearest Police!!!




Most of us use the Mercedes Sprinter so you know how the mirrors fold and pop back.


I had one of the new ones with the complete molded plastic hinge.


He busted out the mirror, expected and he busted the hinge, it wouldn't pop back.










Good work Mr & Mrs ordinary, the cops are going for cost as well.





Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.

Taz