A Mad Monday

Work going off all over the city and this is what we caught!

77 F - Regular caller, seems to ring 000 after her son leaves for work. Have a chat and leave at home to have a cup of tea.

45M - Vertigo and Hypertension. Alcohol abuse transport from detox unit and put in a waiting room chair.

55M - Successful suicide. Enough said.

82M - inappropriate use of emergency service and I told them so, to difficult to get to own Dr so call the ambulance for a lights and sirens response. We're no better for having responded to the call.

20F - PV bleed,,,, like for sixteen days!!!

55F - Floppy nearly fainted. Talk to her Dr from the bedroom and he would see her later today and he said he wasn't worried. All obs came back fine when I examined her.

35M - Possible torn hernia repair,,,, ouch!



Be careful out there and I'll see you at the Big One.

Taz