How many ambulances can you wash on a slow day?

After going out early for night shift to a,

??M - was walking, is now lying, he maybe dead! How the hell did the call taker allow the caller to make that leap? Unable to locate.

All the day shift crews went to the waters edge for coffee and some idle chat.
Then we went back to station and waited. No jobs came.
So we got the washing gear and tubbed all five of our vehicles.
And then it started,

7M - Had a tummy ache and got mum to ring the ambulance. Mum was given directions to manage him and he stayed at home.

33M - With Police who were concerned for his altered state. He was under the effect of drugs. His friends were reasonably straight (un-effected) and took him home. Good result.

24M - Psych Hx from interstate, was seen yesterday twice. Personality disorder who loves the attention.

47M - Abdo pain but very asymptomatic.

54F - who fell and did a good job on her chin. Transport and she left within the hour sown up.

27F - Syncope, 8 weeks pregnant, there looked to be partial seizure activity Drs need to sort this one out.

55M - on a scooter and got clipped by a car. Transport for x-rays to cover any later insurance issues.

See you at the big One.

Taz