OMG what a boring night.

10M - Fell off his skateboard onto his arse. Somebody with a mobile called for an ambulance, for a sore arse. Pt went off with his mum to watch the fireworks after we had diagnosed a sore arse.

37F - Epigastric pain. Really very distressed. Transport to investigate.

14F - IP, transport for safety and to wait to call Mum. Manditory reporting to Social Services.

38M - Now it could have been the booze or the thrashing he got from the bouncers that had him in an altered state. Fifteen minutes after unloading when he refused to use the bottle and bounced out of bed and walked to the toilet,,,,, I guess it was just the booze.

And that was it for the shift.

See you at the big One.

Taz