What should you not do on a glass top coffee table?

29F - first pt, the answer is sit on it! It shattered, she got a few cuts that needed some stitches.

49M - First cardiac arrest we're called to for the day, ??? seizure in a methadone clinic.

77M - At rehab post mitral valve repair and has sudden onset of tachycardia not resolving.

52F - Pillion passenger on a motor scooter. Wearing Bondi Safety Shoes (thongs or flip flops). Driver gets too close to a curb and her toe nearly gets ripped off. Stupid.

91F - Abdo pain, has confirmed gall stones, transport for management.

51F - Second cardiac arrest we're called to, opiate OD. Claims that she thought it was cocaine. Narcan, refuse transport left in care of a friend.

That was my day.


See you at the big One.

Taz