The sun is shining,

And the patients are waiting.

72M - Who has been ignoring his cardiologists advise about his leaking heart valve, lethargy.
67M - Abdo pain.
15M - Claiming to have fallen because of his huge genitals, I shit you not! That's what the caller said, not surprisingly we were unable to locate (UTL).
81F - Who we found while looking for the above loser. She had suffered a simple mechanical fall and due to a known low bone density was concerned about her hip.
22M - # left ankle, sporting injury.
28M - Stiff after having played tennis and didn't want to drive himself from the tennis club to hospital wanted us to transport him. We really have to get a refusal protocol for this type of caller.
82M - Minor lac to forehead. Declined transport with us preferring to attend the theatre where he was.


Be Excellent to Each Other and See You at the Big One!

Taz